Range: Standard melee range, tens of meters with firearms, further with the Furgun. Speed: Average Human, potentially Massively Hypersonic+ perceptions on Soy Sauce (Can read the specifics of a man's expressions from microsecond to microsecond, and during his first proper Soy Sauce high, Dave was able to consider many different courses of action, projecting his consciousness across time as a man reached towards and opened a door ). The Furgun can also ignore conventional durability.

Varies (The Furgun's effects are dependent on its user's thoughts, varying in accordance with them ), up to at least Large Building level (When Dave first fired the Furgun, it caused an explosion that reduced soil to black glass in a 20-meter radius and that was so bright it could be seen from six miles away ), likely higher, with the Furgun (The Furgun's final use summoned 'Velvet Jesus', who easily annihilated an army of Shadow Men, against which Dave speculated that the sheer force from before would be useless due to the nature of their existence ). Reality Warping (The Furgun's effects when fired are entirely based on the user's thoughts at the time ), Explosion Manipulation (Triggered multiple explosions, the light of one of which was visible from 6 miles away ), Summoning (Summoned a buffalo, a semitruck to run over said buffalo, and 'Velvet Jesus' ), Transmutation (Transmuted a car full of people into action figures )Īttack Potency: Human level (A more or less average person, physically, though not one in particularly great shape), Street level (His proximity fuse bullets were able to blow up a man's head ) with standard weaponry, higher with preparation (While on Soy Sauce, him and John were capable of creating a powerful bomb from household ingredients, a portion of which dealt significant but undetailed damage to the Beastiologist compound in Shit Narnia ). Name: David 'Dave' Wong (a pseudonym), Meatsmell Varies, up to at least High 8-C, likely higher, with the Furgun Tier: 10-B, 9-C with standard weaponry, higher with preparation. Once a completely normal and not psychologically disturbed individual, an encounter with the supernatural drug known as Soy Sauce sent him and his best friend, John, into the dangerous world of the supernatural, where they are only pawns in the plots of beings beyond their comprehension.

'David Wong' is the pseudonym of a certain young man and author who has detailed his experiences with the supernatural in four reviled novels, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It, What the Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror, and If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe.

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